Hello folks. Welcome to my mum-life crisis; sort of like a mid-life crisis but I’m barely 30. I’d love to be able to use words like “slay,” or “savage,” or the worst, “turnt,” but I can’t cos it’s prob the sort of words my 4 year old would use in a couple of years and I’d be disgusted by. So for now, I’ll stick with my harem pants, mum bun and following Kylie Jenner on Instagram thinking, “lol, wouldn’t that be nice.”